Please find enclosed my resume for the position of friend, best friend, twin.
I believe my skills and experience are a good match to the criteria for this position. I have extensive experience in dating and relating to the opposite sex. I’m a team player and love the benefits of being in a relationship/friendship.
I believe I can make a positive contribution to this position. I look forward to the opportunity to work with and under you. Please contact me should you require any additional information.
Objective: To obtain the position of twin, the best friend of a lifetime.
Education:
-School of Hard Knocks, class of yesterday and today.
-Masters in the art of being me.
-Degrees in ambition, stress, self-improvement
-Currently enrolled in life experience training.
Experience:
With over 20 years of dating experience, I’ve held positions as a friend, twin, and boyfriend/partner.
Responsibilities include couple appearances, supporting partner and friend, ego stroking, relations, friendship, mind-reading, arguing, hearing, and listening and other duties as assigned.
Achievements:
-Gained Self-confidence, assurance, reliance.
-Trying to be perfect being the ying to my future yang.
Skills: Aerobics Instructor (need I say more)
References Furnished upon request
Thank you for spending your time with me today, I know its priceless, so I’ll cherish every second I’m allowed to share with you. Needless to say; I’m looking forward to meeting some amazing people! Do me a favor, life your right hand, now wiggle your finger (pinkie), see, right there, we just shared a moment between time and space! Hopefully it’s the very first of many to come. I’m searching for a meaningful and lasting friendship. So, if this sounds like something you’re interested in don’t hesitate to send me an email/letter so we can get acquainted.
Talk to you soon! Also you can reach me by making an account on ‘Gettingout.com’ and adding me (Rosario Jumpingbull) as a contact.
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