STOP!

Wow can't believe that worked LOL.
Well since I've gotten your attention, I'll attempt to intrigue you enough keep you reading. Come on take my hand. See how it's firm and gentle? I'll show you a loyal, sincere, and caring friend. Do you like to dance? I promise not to step on your toes, after all, "Lifes a dance". Corny? Granted, but I have your attention. I've been incarcerated since 1996 so please be patient and give an interesting guy a chance even if I am slightly awkward for now. I want to know about you. That is what interest me the most.
What do you want to know about me? I'm 6 feet tall, about 205 lbs with a muscular build, hazel-ish green eyes and light brown hair when I have it. I had long hair most of my life until recently. I donated it to "Locks of Love" and figured I'd try the Bruce Willis, Jason Statham look.
I graduated high school in 1995 and since then I have been largely self-educated. I worked as a tutor here for several years.
I'm an avid reader, gamer, and self-proclaimed cinephile.
I take joy in the little things including corny jokes. Try me...

Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A: To hide in cherry trees.
Ever see an elephant in a cherry tree? Works doesn't it? (warned you)

I enjoy challenging myself and learning new things. It's so satisfying to learn a new riff on my guitar for example. I love 80's rock, especially Metallica, AC/DC, Bon Jovi, Bush and Foo Fighters.
With my headphones on I sound just like Ben Jovi, funny how no one else thinks so lol...
I believe good judgement comes from experience and that a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Have I piqued your interest? Please pursue your curiosity. Be brave, show daring, act impulsively, write me. I'm non judgmental, good for conversation and perhaps a laugh or two. I expect only one thing. Honesty, otherwise, what's the point. So, use your pen and come dance with me. Until then I'll leave you with this...
Q: How's 8 half of 13?
A: Guess you'll just have to write and find out.

Have a beautiful day.