Heey Girrrl,

I was jis sittin here watching the sunset through the bars on my window aaand a bird jis poop’t on it, is that still good luck if I saw it? Hey B4 you scroll I want you to know I’m a very fun charismatic 5’9” tattooed animal lover, I love the outdoors and kickin back with my special someone “hopefully you” watching cartoons and movies. I can cut hair, frame a house, fix and or install a car stereo. I’ve spent the last 10 years in prison with a 6-month vacation due to fast cars and fast money. Hey, wouldn’t it be fun to be on one of those love after lock up shows? We could be famous!! So, if you wanna laugh and never cry, I’m your guy. If you write me, I air pinky swear I will write you back. Drop me an email, and make sure to check your spam folder for a Corr links message from me! If you think I'm cute enough, feel free to send over your phone number too. 😉