I'm 67 (but I feel like I'm 20!). I was born on 10/07/1959. I am 6 feet tall and weigh 200 lbs. (mostly lean muscle! ha!). I'm a heterosexual male hoping to find some real friends. But... I have been deprived for so long that I would welcome and enjoy unnecessary criticism, random personal attacks as well as mean spirited hate mail.!

You wanna hear a funny story? I got a bunch! You should read my new book and check out my TikTok video.

One time I took an unauthorized leave from a place known for its heavy steel doors and bars...changed my name and traveled around the U.S. singing in taverns, and anywhere else they would tolerate me... playing my style of country-rock on an acoustic guitar...I always dreamed of having fast cars when I was a kid, and as soon as I was old enough I turned that dream into a business.

Many years passed and then one day somebody offered me a job training cats! I had no idea you could train a cat... but it turns out I am pretty good at it, and in fact... I became somewhat of an expert at the diagnosis and correction of the myriad of goofy cat behavioral problems. Somehow, I managed to graduate from high school, but it wasn't until later in life that I taught myself to write. You can see some of my super-short stories at, minutesbeforesix.com Search: contributor Michael Braae.

I am really easy to get to know, and I would like it very much if YOU would be my friend. I have been trying to teach myself Spanish. Yo aprendiendo la idioma yo mismo! Maybe you can help me..? You can contact me at the address listed or, email me for instant messaging by downloading the Securus app... click on family and friends, then enter my D.O.C. number and get on my contact list. I look forward to hearing from you!

Your friend, Michael Braae.